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Tim Blair

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  • Blair was a co-creator of CrackedSidewalks.com
  • Tim was at one time a very successful ventriloquist, which he used to help defray costs of attending Marquette
  • Tim is the eldest of twelve children, and grew up in a nomadic lifestyle that took his family around different surfing locations in the world
  • Tim Blair once got into a swearing argument with Kevin O'Neill. O'Neill lost.
  • In his spare time, Tim likes to teach pre-school children to play poker. He is building an army of fearsome poker savants. Tim is only mediocre at poker.
  • Tim was the inspiration for the Chuck Norris fact generator
  • Tim once gave some shot-blocking pointers to Jim McIlvaine. The rest is history.
  • Tim found the final crystal skull
  • Tim's middle name is Gazpacho
  • Tim knows how to foxtrot and some basics of a waltz, but he CANNOT Samba
  • Tim took his talents to South Beach
  • Tim is a Mama Grizzly
  • Tim helped transplant the Joan of Arc chapel. Brick by brick.
  • Tim once crapped in a towel. Wait, that was Rick Majerus.
  • Due to mysterious circumstances from a business trip, Tim is no longer allowed inside the FC Barcelona museum
  • Among the truly hardcore, P90x is called P90TimBlair
  • Tim test drives Renault Formula One cars at a racing track near Leningrad
  • Tim once held a five-year-old tiger's head as scientists put a collar with a satellite tracker on the animal
  • Tim discovered two pieces of archaeological trophies while diving near an archeological excavation of an ancient Greek port on the Taman Peninsula
  • Tim hired Yana Lapikova, an attractive former model and “Miss Moscow” finalist, as a personal photographer. Lapikova decided to work for free
  • Tim can bend a frying pan with his bare hands
  • Tim received a Bulgarian shepherd dog as a present from Bulgaria's Prime Minister Boiko Borisov
  • Tim rides horseback and shirtless in Siberia
  • Tim shot a whale with a crossbow, and then celebrated that evening by playing the piano during a charity event
  • Tim gave some tips to the leader of the Night Wolves biker group, and gave him a new nickname of The Surgeon.

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