===== Tim Blair ===== {{men_s_basketball:timblair1.jpg|}} ===== Did You Know ===== *Blair was a co-creator of CrackedSidewalks.com *Tim was at one time a very successful ventriloquist, which he used to help defray costs of attending Marquette *Tim is the eldest of twelve children, and grew up in a nomadic lifestyle that took his family around different surfing locations in the world *Tim Blair once got into a swearing argument with Kevin O'Neill. O'Neill lost. *In his spare time, Tim likes to teach pre-school children to play poker. He is building an army of fearsome poker savants. Tim is only mediocre at poker. *Tim was the inspiration for the Chuck Norris fact generator *Tim once gave some shot-blocking pointers to Jim McIlvaine. The rest is history. *Tim found the final crystal skull *Tim's middle name is Gazpacho *Tim knows how to foxtrot and some basics of a waltz, but he CANNOT Samba *Tim took his talents to South Beach *Tim is a Mama Grizzly *Tim helped transplant the Joan of Arc chapel. Brick by brick. *Tim once crapped in a towel. Wait, that was Rick Majerus. *Due to mysterious circumstances from a business trip, Tim is no longer allowed inside the FC Barcelona museum *Among the truly hardcore, P90x is called P90TimBlair *Tim test drives Renault Formula One cars at a racing track near Leningrad *Tim once held a five-year-old tiger's head as scientists put a collar with a satellite tracker on the animal *Tim discovered two pieces of archaeological trophies while diving near an archeological excavation of an ancient Greek port on the Taman Peninsula *Tim hired Yana Lapikova, an attractive former model and "Miss Moscow" finalist, as a personal photographer. Lapikova decided to work for free *Tim can bend a frying pan with his bare hands *Tim received a Bulgarian shepherd dog as a present from Bulgaria's Prime Minister Boiko Borisov *Tim rides horseback and shirtless in Siberia *Tim shot a whale with a crossbow, and then celebrated that evening by playing the piano during a charity event *Tim gave some tips to the leader of the Night Wolves biker group, and gave him a new nickname of The Surgeon.