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Tim Blair

Blair was a co-creator of CrackedSidewalks.com
Tim was at one time a very successful ventriloquist, which he used to help defray costs of attending Marquette
Tim is the eldest of twelve children, and grew up in a nomadic lifestyle that took his family around different surfing locations in the world
Tim Blair once got into a swearing argument with Kevin O'Neill. O'Neill lost.
In his spare time, Tim likes to teach pre-school children to play poker. He is building an army of fearsome poker savants. Tim is only mediocre at poker.
Tim was the inspiration for the Chuck Norris fact generator
Tim once gave some shot-blocking pointers to Jim McIlvaine. The rest is history.
Tim found the final crystal skull
Tim's middle name is Gazpacho
Tim knows how to foxtrot and some basics of a waltz, but he CANNOT Samba
Tim took his talents to South Beach
Tim is a Mama Grizzly
Tim helped transplant the Joan of Arc chapel. Brick by brick.
Tim once crapped in a towel. Wait, that was Rick Majerus.
Due to mysterious circumstances from a business trip, Tim is no longer allowed inside the FC Barcelona museum