• Chuck Doerrer - the Michael Jordan of the cocktail!
• Matt Namazzi

The Bartenders were the heart and soul of Theo's.

• Drunk: “How Much?”
• Bartender X: “Ahhhhh, how 'bout seven dollars?”

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Theo's Food and Spirits…

• Sugar Mountain - Neil Young
• Cantaloop - Us3
• Cleaning Windows - Van Morrison
• Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen
• Too much - Dave Matthews Band
• Jack and Dianne - John Cougar Mellancamp
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• Reelin' In The Years - Steely Dan

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• I once saw a man lose a fake tooth, then the tooth was thrown out in the trash and a few mins later it was found and the man put his fake tooth back in!
• I once saw Greikas say to a bartending Cavanaugh, “Easy Kevin. I'm losing my ass on that ice.”
• The impromptu “Rembrants” concert on the back porch.
• Blair LaCour taking a crap in the bathroom.
• Jagermeister and McGillicudy's on tap!!! Bar dice anyone?
• Andrew Scholl getting ticketed for underage smoking.

This is and always was the only SUPER BAR!!!! For all the good times we cannot remember!!!!